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Here are a few that you can incorporate into your everyday sex lives.
1 Breakfast in Bed. This phrase sounds innocent, but it can be sinister when used in the bedroom. What “breakfast in bed” really means is oral sex in the morning after a night of sin. “She said she wanted breakfast in bed so I spread her legs and said, ‘So would I’.”
2Hot Beef Injection. I can’t take full credit for this one. This phrase comes from the John Hughes film “The Breakfast Club.” This phrase means injecting a man’s penis (hot beef) into a woman. Sexual intercourse never sounded so exotic. “Did you slip her the hot beef injection last night?”
3Cherry Picker. This phrase is often used to describe a guy who has sex with virgins and then drops them. Said individual should be avoided by women at all cost; especially virgins. “Anthony is a cherry picker whenever he goes out at night.”
4O-Machine. More often then not, a guy takes home a girl that has little to no volume control. An O-Machine is a fancy phrase for a screamer or someone that makes sure your neighbors know your name. “That girl you brought home last night had her O-Machine on high.”
5Jesus Condom. It happens to everyone at least once in a blue moon. You are ready to “ride the hobby horse” when you realize you don’t have protection. But that doesn’t stop you, does it? This situation brings me to the phrase “Jesus Condom”. A Jesus Condom is not a condom inscribed with a Psalm or a giant crucifix on it. Jesus Condom refers to when a man has sex with a girl and he prays to God that she doesn’t end up pregnant when he gets off. You don’t have to be religious to use this phrase. “I had to turn to the Jesus Condom just so I could get laid last night”
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