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If buying 12 cheesy roses when your bank account is already in the negatives for a girl who probably is kissing your best friend sounds disgusting to you, here are some other holidays that you might want to celebrate instead.
- Best friend tells you she’s pregnant day!
- Awkward run-in with someone from high school day!
- Five voicemails and they’re all from your mom day!
- Puked on by your drunk boyfriend day!
- Not sure if you sat in Nacho Cheese or vomit day!
- Yoga instructor calls you out for farting day!
- Welcome home dog-shit on the carpet day!
- Sit next to the guy your girlfriend cheated on you with day!
- Walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe day!
- Drunk dial your boss day!
- Get mistaken for the opposite gender day!